YarnVomit.com

Holiday sweaters that will turn your stomach

What the heck is going on here???

From the team that brought you JoeBidensTeeth.com and Fart Lighter iPhone app, Eight Bit Studios presents
YARNVOMIT.com. Your holiday sweater cornucopia!!!

Sweaters make people warm and fuzzy... so do the holidays. So, we wanted to spread that fuzziness around in a genius way. Think of it like you think of egg nog. You are drawn in by its festive and comforting nature, but after awhile you start feeling a little queasy. It's a lovely feeling, so why not spread the joy to all your friends!

Upload your favorite picture wearing an ugly holiday sweater and users can vote on how nauseous it makes them!

Do not view this site if you...

  • Have a Fear of Wool
  • You are using any hallucinogenic amphetamines
  • Are taking heart medication
  • Have cats near your computer screen

FAQS

What is Yarn Vomit?

Dude... do you not read? Ugly holiday sweaters... please stop using the internet.

What if the picture I want to upload wasn't taken at K-Mart?

What? Ohhhh... yeah no that doesn't matter. Good call, though.

I just vomited after seeing one of the images on this site. Now what?

Uhhhhh, so it's not just a clever name?

Who's Eight Bit Studios

Group a dude(t)s based in Chicago that harness the power of the internets to make awesomeness, thusly.

How old are you guys?

We'll tell you when your voice changes...